A war between two tribes of ants looks silly to us, just like the wars between our nations look silly to the stars.

There's much more to me than can fit into this little box.

And you were only going to use it to judge me anyways, so just get to know me yourself.
Come, let's go be silly together.

My Preferred Gender Pronouns are ze, zir, and zirs.

I’m sitting here having my nightly cuddle with my cat, and I realized something.

I’m probably going to die alone because this cat is the only pussy I’ll ever get.