Someone in this house loves me.
Being on your period and wanting to eat everything in sight:
That moment of satisfaction while eating:
5 minutes after you’re finished eating and you’re like “Give me more!”
and all of the food in the house either looks like this:
Yeah, my refrigerator has an endless supply of moldy bread and condiments.
Well, whenever my mother comes up she feels the need to intervene and buy me food that I can actually eat and I’m always like:
"OH YEAH I’M GOING TO BE ABLE TO EAT SOMETHING!”
Well, my grandparents don’t eat the moldy food in the fridge either. They’re just saving it for the off chance that someone else will eat it.
But seriously? who would eat that?
Anyways, mom will get me food that she knows that I like so that I will actually eat and not shrivel into oblivion.
I’m always like:
Because I have:
But then, the very next day it’s like:
THEY ATE IT ALL!
*sigh* Then for the rest of the week, I’m all like:
So, my favourite food in the world is Skyline Chili. A 4-way with beans to be specific. If you didn’t know, Skyline Chili is a kind of chili you can only get in Cincinnati, Ohio. It is served over spaghetti and looks like a cat ate it then hacked it back up. It also had strange things in it like cocoa powder. No matter how disgusting it sounds, if it can have its restaurants in only one city and still thrive, it must be good. Oh, how I love it. I wish I lived in Cincinnati so I could eat at Skyline everyday.