A war between two tribes of ants looks silly to us, just like the wars between our nations look silly to the stars.

There's much more to me than can fit into this little box.

And you were only going to use it to judge me anyways, so just get to know me yourself.
Come, let's go be silly together.

My Preferred Gender Pronouns are ze, zir, and zirs.
Monday, February 6, 2012
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Monday, November 21, 2011
Monday, September 26, 2011
getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. you are not a lightly sweetened mix of crunchy fiber twigs and crispy soy protein grahams. you are a cat.

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. you are not a lightly sweetened mix of crunchy fiber twigs and crispy soy protein grahams. you are a cat.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Friday, September 2, 2011

pooshies:

Being on your period and wanting to eat everything in sight:

That moment of satisfaction while eating:

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5 minutes after you’re finished eating and you’re like “Give me more!”

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Sunday, August 14, 2011

So, I live with my grandparents.

and all of the food in the house either looks like this:

or this:

Yeah, my refrigerator has an endless supply of moldy bread and condiments.

Well, whenever my mother comes up she feels the need to intervene and buy me food that I can actually eat and I’m always like:

"OH YEAH I’M GOING TO BE ABLE TO EAT SOMETHING!”

Well, my grandparents don’t eat the moldy food in the fridge either. They’re just saving it for the off chance that someone else will eat it. 

But seriously? who would eat that?

Anyways, mom will get me food that she knows that I like so that I will actually eat and not shrivel into oblivion. 

I’m always like: 

Because I have:

But then, the very next day it’s like:

THEY ATE IT ALL!

*sigh* Then for the rest of the week, I’m all like:

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Skyline Chili

So, my favourite food in the world is Skyline Chili. A 4-way with beans to be specific. If you didn’t know, Skyline Chili is a kind of chili you can only get in Cincinnati, Ohio. It is served over spaghetti and looks like a cat ate it then hacked it back up. It also had strange things in it like cocoa powder. No matter how disgusting it sounds, if it can have its restaurants in only one city and still thrive, it must be good. Oh, how I love it. I wish I lived in Cincinnati so I could eat at Skyline everyday.