A war between two tribes of ants looks silly to us, just like the wars between our nations look silly to the stars.

There's much more to me than can fit into this little box.

And you were only going to use it to judge me anyways, so just get to know me yourself.
Come, let's go be silly together.

My Preferred Gender Pronouns are ze, zir, and zirs.

I dreamed that people wouldn’t make fucking noise in the theater during Les Mis.

Life has killed the dream I dreamed.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

guys im gonna get my hips pierced then become a stripper

idec im gonna do it, come at me

Saturday, July 7, 2012
Thursday, July 5, 2012
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Sunday, June 17, 2012
Friday, April 6, 2012
Dad: So do you like the Kindle?
Me: Yeah, it's cool but I still like books better.
Dad: Books?
Me: Yeah, books.
Dad: Is that some other kind of tablet?
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me: No.
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Thursday, March 8, 2012

There’s this kid that sits right in front of me in physics and there’s a little bald spot on the back of his head.

It’s shaped like a penis.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Sitting in the living room with my little brothers.

We’re all on our respective computers and we’re listening to music from my iTunes.

Katy Perry song:

"I want to see your peacock, cock, your peacock, cock."

Me:

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Them:

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Friday, February 3, 2012
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Saturday, January 14, 2012
Thursday, January 12, 2012
 
Back dis shit up