guys im gonna get my hips pierced then become a stripper
idec im gonna do it, come at me
|Dad:||So do you like the Kindle?|
|Me:||Yeah, it's cool but I still like books better.|
|Dad:||Is that some other kind of tablet?|
It’s shaped like a penis.
I’m probably going to die alone because this cat is the only pussy I’ll ever get.
I have no idea why I’m on this site, but everything they say is really funny.
How does anyone take this seriously?
“As you know, Anime is the Japanese word for pornography.”