guys im gonna get my hips pierced then become a stripper
idec im gonna do it, come at me


| Dad: | So do you like the Kindle? |
| Me: | Yeah, it's cool but I still like books better. |
| Dad: | Books? |
| Me: | Yeah, books. |
| Dad: | Is that some other kind of tablet? |
| Me: | |
| Dad: | |
| Me: | |
| Dad: | |
| Me: | No. |
It’s shaped like a penis.
We’re all on our respective computers and we’re listening to music from my iTunes.
Katy Perry song:
“I want to see your peacock, cock, your peacock, cock.”
Me:

Them:
