A war between two tribes of ants looks silly to us, just like the wars between our nations look silly to the stars.

There's much more to me than can fit into this little box.

And you were only going to use it to judge me anyways, so just get to know me yourself.
Come, let's go be silly together.

My Preferred Gender Pronouns are ze, zir, and zirs.

Do you guys realize how fancy Tegan And Sara lyrics are?

Other bands: I think you'll be perfect for me.
Tegan And Sara: Maybe you would have been something I'd be good at.
Other bands: When I was fourteen.
Tegan And Sara: When I was four plus a ten.
Other bands: Do you wanna get serious?
Tegan And Sara: Go steady with me.
Other bands: We broke up. Fuck you.
Tegan And Sara: I want your lungs to stop working without me.
Other bands: Let's have sex.
Tegan And Sara: Let's make things physical.
Saturday, November 5, 2011

Maybe I would have been something you’d be good at.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

So my aunt bought me a Tegan and Sara CD and a Green Lantern Shirt for me today. At the same time.

I was all like:

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And she was all like:

"I don’t understand, but it makes you happy."

I was all:

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for the rest of the day.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

I’m not unfaithful, but I’ll stray.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Whoever buys me a Tegan and Sara CD first wins.