| Other bands: | I think you'll be perfect for me. |
| Tegan And Sara: | Maybe you would have been something I'd be good at. |
| Other bands: | When I was fourteen. |
| Tegan And Sara: | When I was four plus a ten. |
| Other bands: | Do you wanna get serious? |
| Tegan And Sara: | Go steady with me. |
| Other bands: | We broke up. Fuck you. |
| Tegan And Sara: | I want your lungs to stop working without me. |
| Other bands: | Let's have sex. |
| Tegan And Sara: | Let's make things physical. |
I was all like:










And she was all like:

“I don’t understand, but it makes you happy.”
I was all:



for the rest of the day.